Ode to shaury doing laundry

• I love the fact that my wife thinks I don't know how to do laundry
• I love that the three outfits (And I use the term outfits loosely) get cleaned once a week
• I love that I finally have more pairs of underwear than Shaury does so that I don't have to wait for her to run out of clean undies before I get clean undies.
• I love that when Shaury finds money doing laundry she always puts it in the little ceramic container on the microwave and then I steal it for soda money.
• I don't love that when we first got married, and I actually owned some nice clothes, that Shaury did laundry two time with chapstick in her pants, and ruined all my nice clothes.
• Mostly though I love the smell of the house when the laundry is getting done, it's just a clean warm smell and reminds me of growing up and being a kid.
• And even more mostly I love that my wife does the laundry so I can be lazy.